Masturbation technique.... You put hard mints in your mouth before you masturbate and as you climax chew hard on the mints ... Your body like flips shit
Mother: damn Samuel your breath smells great
Samuel: thanks mum...
Samuels mother doesn't know he minty masturbates a lot
Samuel: thanks mum...
Samuels mother doesn't know he minty masturbates a lot
by Senna1998 June 15, 2014
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Y: What are you doing?
M: erm, nothing.
Y: Don’t bother denying it. I know you were robsturbating again. I can see his picture right there. I can't believe you robsturbate in the living room. Did you at least have a robgasm?r
Y: What are you doing?
M: erm, nothing.
Y: Don’t bother denying it. I know you were robsturbating again. I can see his picture right there. I can't believe you robsturbate in the living room. Did you at least have a robgasm?r
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A term used while showing extreme pleasure in one's fantasy sports line-up. Originated in the FX show, The League.
Ruxin: Ohh, look at this board
Jenny: It looks good
Ruxin: Just look at my line up
(Grunts)(Moans)
Kevin: Can you stop rosturbating please?
Jenny: It looks good
Ruxin: Just look at my line up
(Grunts)(Moans)
Kevin: Can you stop rosturbating please?
by BrokeN! September 20, 2010
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Like clockwork George always seems to call me or barge into my room while I'm right in the middle of happy-time. From this day forward he shall be known as "Masturbateus Interruptus".
by Skeetl February 23, 2010
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Get the masturbate mug.to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.
by Bob Carlyle October 31, 2005
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He was in early. He masturbates furiously when nobody is around... I wouldn't use that computer if I were you.
He was in early. He masturbates furiously when nobody is around... I wouldn't use that computer if I were you.
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