wrap my rascal

v. to place a condom on one's penis for purposes of banging, primarily, broads and supermodels

Look. Yes. I have banged hundreds of broads... internationally. But know this, I wrap my rascal TWO times, cause I like it to be joyless and without sensation... as a way of punishing supermodels.

by MikeyMcMikenson April 8, 2009

Racial Brofiling

When a bro assumes another bro will behave in a stereotypical way based on their ethnicity.

Black bro- Hey man want to hear my new track.
White bro- Nah, I'm not a fan of rap music.
Black Bro- It's classical music. Fool don't be racial Brofiling me.

by Broffesor Jay July 24, 2010

Rascal's Wager

Why not disbelieve. Just in case an all-knowing, all-seeing God sees you for being a hypocrite who only pretends to believe "just in case"?

He chose Rascal's Wager instead of Pascal's Wager because he didn't want to anger any gods by pretending to believe in them since, if they existed, they would know he was pretending.

by mayfieldenator April 22, 2020

Rascal

Someone of dubious moral character, generally up to no good, not to be trusted around your sister.

Some of the things Luigi did this year are outrageous. Definitely the Biggest Rascal of 2021.

by Here Comes the Bus December 12, 2021

rump rascal

Another word for a homosexual.

Did you see that rump rascal over there?
O ya

by kstan3 June 15, 2010

Racial card

Something most black people use to get their way by trying to make whites feel gulity. It's mostly involves the phrases "Because I'm black." "You racist"

Examples of the racial card:

"You won't have sex with me because I'm black, bitch you racist"

"You didn't vote Obama because he's black. Bitch you racist"

'You assume I did it cuz I black".

"You won't give it to me for free cause I'm black"

by Messager October 21, 2012

Ass Rascal

A man of homosexual tendencies

Person 1: Wow he's such a flamer
Person 2: Agreed, what an ass rascal

by DaBigPimpinOne May 24, 2009