Skip to main content

Egyptian Tomb Raider

When, during seemingly straight porn, another gentleman appears from off screen and proceeds to fuck the male who is fucking the female
Dude I was watching this porn last night and they totally pulled an Egyptian tomb raider!
by ReachR April 15, 2015
mugGet the Egyptian Tomb Raider mug.

Raiders of the Lost Ark

One of Harrison Ford's finest motion pictures
Harrison Ford plays Indiana Jones in raiders of the lost ark.
by n8boi02 February 6, 2005
mugGet the Raiders of the Lost Ark mug.

Mannequin Rudder

Go to the mall and find the hottest looking mannequin. Hide until the mall closes and then derobe and return to your plastic lady. Proceed to use your own hand to maneuver the mannequin's hand to jerk off with. Even though its easier, never detach the hand because the hope is that mid-rudder, the mannequin will come to life (i.e. Kim Cattrall in Mannequin) and you'll have a sex slave for life. No one likes a one-armed gimp.
Girl - "I can't wait to see what happens with Carrie and Big during the new Sex and the City movie"

Guy - "That reminds me, we have to stop by the Macy's on the way home. I need a tie that matches my new suit plus I will be able to get a Mannequin Rudder and achieve a level of satisfaction your prude ass could never give"
by weezarc May 18, 2010
mugGet the Mannequin Rudder mug.

Houdini Nordic Raider

The most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 10 Viking Warriors and a longboat.

Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a viking longboat should smash through the wall and at least 10 Nordic Raiders should disembark and begin an orgy of death and destruction as they rape, pillage and plunder the unfortunate victims room.

Then Cum in her face.
-Hi Steve hows your mum?

-Not good, mate, some bastard houdini nordic raider'ed her last night!

-Shit thats not so good! (hides horned helmet behind back)

-Yeah its not too bad, she said she's had worse!
by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink September 7, 2007
mugGet the Houdini Nordic Raider mug.

Tusken Raider

1.)A Racial Slur for a Hostile Middle Eastern Terrorist with outdated weapons and tactics. They often live in the dessert and ride camels not (Banthas)

2.)Fearsome desert savages inhabiting the rocky Jundland Wastes, Tusken Raiders are the foremost reason Tatooine colonists do not wander far from their isolated communities. Extremely territorial and xenophobic, Tusken Raiders will attack with very little provocation. They show no allegiance to even their native world-mates, as these nomads have attacked Jawa scouting parties on occasion. They have even gathered numbers large enough to attack the outskirts of smaller towns like Anchorhead.
Obi-wan quote "The Sand People (Tuskens) are easily frightened but will return in greater numbers...."

Obi-wan Quote 2 " These blast marks are far to accurate for Tusken Raider's ....these were made by Imperial Storm Troopers..."
by Ivanstan July 9, 2006
mugGet the Tusken Raider mug.

Boat Rudder

Low, abrasive vocal technique that is a staple of metalcore and related musical genres; distinct from the vocal styles of thrash metal, black metal and death metal. The term is primarily used by metalcore's detractors and originates from a popular lyrical interpretation of Trivium's 'Pull Harder on the Strings of your Martyr' on Youtube.
'BOAT RUDDER STRANGE MOUNTAIN' - Matt Heafy
by Revenant42 June 15, 2009
mugGet the Boat Rudder mug.

Rusty Rudder

A rusty rudder combines the rusty trombone with the dutch rudder. The recipient holds his penis in hand, while the giver rims the anus and maneuvers the arm back and forth to complete the masturbatory effect.
I'm thinking rusty rudder tonight!!!
by omgwhut? May 26, 2009
mugGet the Rusty Rudder mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email