The Roto-Rooter

An act of sexual perfection which requires 2 main ingredients in order to be successfully accomplished: A coil spring mattress and a gassy male counterpart. The man will be on the bottom, and while the woman rides with delight, he cuts a loud, gut-wrenching fart, which is then amplified by the coil spring mattress to send vibrations through his shaft so that she feels it in her bones, thereby enhancing her pleasure and overall sexual experience. It is also acceptable for both parties to laugh uncontrollably upon completion.

Jim: So Becky and I went and had Mexican for dinner last night, then we went home to screw.
Brad: Dude, sounds like all the ingredients for a Roto-Rooter! Did you give her one?
Jim: Hell yeah I did, we laughed our asses off, too. I ripped one and it shook the whole bed. She loves the Roto-Rooter.

by Jon the American June 13, 2021

Peter Rooter

It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".

From an early Cheech & Chong routine.

"Tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea? Call Peter Rooter..."

by Mr70Homers June 6, 2023

ro0ted

An xbox live clan that has insane numbers of zombies (botnets) and they use them to boot people offline. Their clan has an all star team of "online gangsters" from known clans like o InFam0uS o, HosT gOt BooTeD, TsGh, Anonymous, etc. They also jack xbox live accounts and charge up the credit cards on the account. The leader is known for doing storm-DDoS attacks on major servers like VPN's, Game Servers, etc.
This clan claims their only beef is with people who talk trash to them. This clan is associated with big xbox clans like TsGh/Ln0/n01d/InFam0uS/HgB/Anonymous. Most people quit right away. There profiles usually have #ro0ted in them. They're also known for doxing the victims website, ISP, their gamertag, just whatever they can really.

Frank: Hey man what did you do to my xbox live account? I can't sign in.

Mike: Oh that kid got rooted lolz

Frank: what the fucks rooted?

Mike: Kid you got rooted by #ro0ted a known clan full of jackers, booters, swatters..

by RebornIzBacK May 5, 2011

Square Rooter

Somebody who only looks out for themselves. They will do whatever they have to do, to make sure they come out on top. They will hurt anyone in the way. It always comes back to themselves winning.

Tommy, wouldn't train with the guys cuz he said his truck needed repair, so he would stay back and fix the truck while his boys sweat in the 100+ degree summer training. Tommy really square rooted his way out of this one.

Fritz doesn't like to work on holidays. So he calls in sick weeks before and stays out the whole time. He thinks because he does it 2 weeks prior that he has more ground to stand on, but everyone knows he was gonna do that because he's a square rooter.

by Wakafaluka waka waka June 23, 2011

Pecker Rooter

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.

Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
♪Down the drain♪
♪Rotten Pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪

by Telephony September 30, 2014

Pecker Rooter

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the Cheech & Chong audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.

Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
♪Down the drain♪
♪Rotten pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪

by Telephony October 1, 2014

rooked

To be screwed over, usually financialy

those bastards have rooked me out of £50

by ben October 28, 2003