Man 1: Wanna go to Philbert's Roadhouse with me
Man 2: I'd rather not, last time I went there they bullied me for my anime profile picture.
Man 2: I'd rather not, last time I went there they bullied me for my anime profile picture.
by eggsmceggington March 03, 2021

when you take a girl upstairs on a mid-summer night and sweat like hogs while you bask in hot dog juice. her last name must be Jewish.
by mrmccoy19 June 27, 2019

by Donnietrump69 April 08, 2021

1. Usally a female from the midwest, who hangs outside roadhouses in order to claim her fill of cum. In rare occurrances, some may be male of not from the midwest.
2. An insult used by a select few people, usually from Montana.
2. An insult used by a select few people, usually from Montana.
1. "Dude, i got head from this cum guzzling roadhouse whore, it was AWESOME!!!"
2. "You cum guzzling roadhouse whore" said Spencer to his gf's son.
2. "You cum guzzling roadhouse whore" said Spencer to his gf's son.
by Jack's Fat Ass July 21, 2009

by hefe housein April 19, 2018

When two guys are about to do the deed, but surprise the woman by putting on hats and riding straight into her anal cavity with their tongues out
by Negroratory mammal July 04, 2019

When you're so drunk you pick the fat prostitute to fuck and end up with her sucking you off with hot sauce on the tip of your dick, making you scream "crocodile nuts" to make her stop.
by Icehollowcome69 November 24, 2021
