Man 1: Wanna go to Philbert's Roadhouse with me
Man 2: I'd rather not, last time I went there they bullied me for my anime profile picture.
Man 2: I'd rather not, last time I went there they bullied me for my anime profile picture.
by eggsmceggington March 3, 2021
Get the Philbert's Roadhousemug. by Donnietrump69 April 8, 2021
Get the Texas Roadhousemug. when you take a girl upstairs on a mid-summer night and sweat like hogs while you bask in hot dog juice. her last name must be Jewish.
by mrmccoy19 June 27, 2019
Get the texas roadhousemug. 1. Usally a female from the midwest, who hangs outside roadhouses in order to claim her fill of cum. In rare occurrances, some may be male of not from the midwest.
2. An insult used by a select few people, usually from Montana.
2. An insult used by a select few people, usually from Montana.
1. "Dude, i got head from this cum guzzling roadhouse whore, it was AWESOME!!!"
2. "You cum guzzling roadhouse whore" said Spencer to his gf's son.
2. "You cum guzzling roadhouse whore" said Spencer to his gf's son.
by Jack's Fat Ass July 21, 2009
Get the Cum Guzzling Roadhouse Whoremug. by hefe housein April 19, 2018
Get the triple studder step roadhousemug. 
A fabled happening, known only to those who've ascended the confines of humanity. When ones female counterpart removes both shoes and then socks, heartily coats and covers the sole, nails, heel, and the phalangeal appendages in the world famous Texas Roadhouse Cinnamon Honey Butter. She then proceeds to extend her well lubricated feet underneath the table (preferably a booth) to the opposing side. Awaiting her is the males fully erect reproductive organ (circumcision not mandatory for maximal pleasure) pulsing and dripping in anticipation. The two then connect, feet to cock, in a steamy, sultry, buttery, and delicious concoction which is unparalleled in the ultimate scheme of the sexual cosmos. In approximately 3-5 minutes the male will likely splooge his milk on the underside of the table, mixing with the dried up gum and subsequently gathering in rivulets before dripping to the floor. Following this, put in those dinner orders, enjoy a nice hearty medium-rare steak, and bask in the glory of immortality. Congratulations Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just conquered the Texas Roadhouse Footy.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
Steve: Did Barb really give you a Texas Roadhouse Footjob?
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
by BKFootLettuceFooty July 15, 2024
Get the Texas Roadhouse Footjobmug.