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Rigor Mortis

Rigor Mortis happens about 3-6 hours after death. It starts in the head, and goes down to the feet. It begins to leave through the feet and exits through the head. This has nothing to do with blood. That is post mortem lividty. Rigor mortis occurs as a result of a chemical change in the muscles of the decedent, causing them to become very stiff and difficult to manipulate.

Also, this has nothing to do with erections that is called a "priapism".
Because this person has been dead for 13 hours, rigor mortis has set in, and I am having trouble moving them.
by DanniCupcake October 28, 2007
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rigon

Is a lovely usually good looking guy who listens to his friends and family
He is such a rigon
by Supercalifarts September 10, 2015
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Rigour nigga

A black man/woman that presents extremely good working in a maths question
He presented good rigour. He must be a rigour nigga
by hjiwgio November 24, 2014
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Rigoberto

Often used as a middle name for Hispanic guys, representing good looks, intelligence, and expert skills in bed.
Damn girl that boy is fiiIIIIiiinne, I'd tap that anyday, anytime, anywhere. Are you sure his middle name ain't Rigoberto???
by R Duarte June 30, 2008
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rigor mortis

when someone's dead for a while and their limbs stiffen (not the penis, though if the corpse is laid face down, the flow of blood to the penis can result in an erection.. a treat for necrophiliacs)
when johnny tried to make the dead man give him a hand job, ted said "you idiot! the guy won't move! it's rigor mortis!", so then johnny killed ted and had ted finish the job before rigor mortis set in
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Rigor Dick

That coveted erectile state whereby your cock stays rigid and hard, even after ejaculation, allowing you to give her the D all night log.
I shagged her till she passed out braaaahhh. I had the rigor dick last night. She can't walk today.
by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017
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Rigorous activities

Referring to either the act of sex or calculus depending on the circumstance. Sometimes purposefully ambiguous.
Guy 1: I did a lot of rigorous activities over the weekend.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I'm still screwed for the calc midterm.
by knitman April 1, 2009
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