Aka - the kid's grandparent's house, free babysitting, (even though you should really be paying them). They want to enjoy their retirement that they worked so hard for and planned for a long time, but now, they can't.
I know we have had a whole year to make other arrangements, but we can just bring the kids to the anti-retirement home everyday. I know they are retired, but It's free and I don't trust anyone else.
by Johnny Ock June 26, 2016
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son: dad can you show me a bigbrain amongus reference
dad: sure you know about "suspension without retirement"?
son: wdym?
dad: what do people receive when they retire?
son: ...a pension?
dad: now you get it son?
son: omg thanks dad
(son plays amongus as red)
blue: i saw pink killed cyan in electrical and vented to medbay
red: sure he's suspension without retirement
blue: wdym red
red: what do people get when they retire?
black: kinda sus, at least he's just a kid
purple: yea let's vote him out
(red was not the impostor. 1 impostor remains.)
dad: sure you know about "suspension without retirement"?
son: wdym?
dad: what do people receive when they retire?
son: ...a pension?
dad: now you get it son?
son: omg thanks dad
(son plays amongus as red)
blue: i saw pink killed cyan in electrical and vented to medbay
red: sure he's suspension without retirement
blue: wdym red
red: what do people get when they retire?
black: kinda sus, at least he's just a kid
purple: yea let's vote him out
(red was not the impostor. 1 impostor remains.)
by bill cyperbunk April 7, 2021
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Regularly socking away money, not into any kind of savings plan, but into lottery tickets.
Alternately, into any kind of gambling.
Alternately, into any kind of gambling.
by high-tech redneck August 25, 2009
Get the Redneck Retirement Plan mug.Stripper Retirement; When a stripper reaches retirement age which, depending on her condition, can be anywhere after age 28 she will go out and get herself knocked up by the best, well meaning, horny, yet stupid man she can find. He will most likely have a solid job history, good income, and decent credit rating, but he will still be homely and stupid. After she pumps out her kid(s), she will leave the entertainment industry to sit at home, devour endless snacks, and collect child support checks and/or leach of any man stupid enough to support her. All this while she mostly ignores her kid(s) except to feed them grape drink or rice & beans. She will occasionally pawn them off on relatives, or send them out to play in traffic. They will forever be in and out of juvenile detention. This former stripper is set for the 18 years that her kid(s) allow her to suck child support out of her baby’s daddy. Years full of all day naps and useless daytime TV. She will be oblivious to the fact that in all likelihood she has created what will become more worthless, irresponsible, slovenly people who will do more to drain the economy than to support it.
Eventually, Helens boobs just got way too saggy and wrinkled for her to collect enough money to live from the desperate vatos at the titty bar, she finally found fat rich real estate broker to knock her up twice, pump out the two units in a row, and let her go into stripper retirement for the next 19 years. Too bad those kids will be eating beans and rice forever and grow up with daytime TV as the only parent.
by Williamsven February 20, 2009
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Hey Craig, hows Matt doing these days? I think hes been working on his 401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan.
by BLACKHEATHER December 19, 2018
Get the 401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan mug.When you fail to save and invest enough money for retirement and grow too old or get sick and can no longer work to earn money to maintain the lifestyle you are accustomed to. The .44 Magnum Retire Plan may be an option for you! Just place a loaded, high powered firearm to the side of your head or in your mouth and pull the trigger. All your retirement worries will disappear in an instant!
Clarence: “Hey Lance, how is your retirement portfolio looking?”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.
by E. Barlow June 22, 2021
Get the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan mug.This is when a group of guys kidnap several elderly Grandmothers, most commonly their own grandmothers.
They then fill up a large inflatable raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag fucking them up the arse.
Finally, when they have jism flowing from their anus' the women are thrown into the raft which is set afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean
They then fill up a large inflatable raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag fucking them up the arse.
Finally, when they have jism flowing from their anus' the women are thrown into the raft which is set afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean
Guy 1: My Nan gave me such a shit Christmas present
Guy 2: Yeah me too
Guy 3: My grandma didnt even give me a present
Guy 1: Fuck those tight bitches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an Catalonian Retirement Home
Guy 4: But I like my grandmother
Guy 2: Fuck you dickweed, your doing it on you can join them in it
Guy 2: Yeah me too
Guy 3: My grandma didnt even give me a present
Guy 1: Fuck those tight bitches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an Catalonian Retirement Home
Guy 4: But I like my grandmother
Guy 2: Fuck you dickweed, your doing it on you can join them in it
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
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