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by red tahng February 16, 2017
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Retard strength

The inexplicable physical force possessed by the mentally handicapped, even after they have been institutionalized or are incapable of any excercise program. Retard strength is never used for any constructive purpose, and often results in unintentional injury.
Even after he broke out of his restraints and had three guards and a nurse subduing him, he still had enough retard strength to break two chairs and a table.
by Drgorpon November 13, 2006
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Retardis

A term for a person that is actually more retarded on the inside than they appear to be on the outside.

Derived from "retard" and the Dr Who Tardis machine.
"I didn't realise she was so stupid at first! She is such a retardis!"
by drmwoz October 28, 2009
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retard chimp strong

We all know chimps are much stronger than humans, and retards are much stronger than "normal" humans... can you imagine the strength of a retarded chimp? A new level of "going apeshit"
When the police arrived and tried to cuff him, he got retard chimp strong, kicked the two pepper spraying cops asses, and ran into the night.
by Alpino May 15, 2016
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Retardicon

1) A Autobot/Decipticon that is utterly retarded.

2) Something that has to do with a machine of some sort that is retarded.

3) An insult inferring mental retardation of a person.
1 Guy #1 "Dude, there's a transformer that transforms into a Short-bus."

Guy #2 "What a retardicon."

2a "Your car can only get AM? Man, your car is a retardicon."

2b "That gundamn is a such retardicon."

3 "You are such a retardicon."
by Syn122 January 29, 2009
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Retardo DaVinci

1 Leonardo's lesser known cousin who mainly used crayon and fingerpaint as his medium.

2 someone with such a lack of drawing skills that you don't even want to play pictionary with them.
Who drew this stick figure, Retardo DaVinci?
by KennyRex January 27, 2011
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Retard Hit

A retard hit is taking a hit of tobacco through a bong or a pipe, turning your lungs into useless sacks. Anyone that does a retard hit therefore must be retarded.
"Retard hits in bongs fucking suck"
"That retard hit destroyed my lungs"
"Baccy through a bong is a retard hit"
by DoctorDumb December 28, 2017
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