system requirements

the power your computer needs to do something.

The system requirements on this program is too high for my computer to handle.

by parkedcar February 5, 2004

Work Requirements

If you valued you children's lives AT ALL you would stop listening to Jordan Peterson. I'm retiring.

Hym "I have already carried the cart further that you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids ever will. I lifted the cart up with one hand and threw it up the mountain and now you are all walking to catch up. No work requirements because this isn't a government hand-out it's due compensation for my property. You don't get to tell me what I do with my free time and I will work if I feel like working and I won't if I don't. Maybe I'll get a job as a pornstar and give hope to all the baby dicks one filthy tattooed onlyfans girl at a time."

by Hym Iam June 3, 2025

was not in the requirements

When a project starts to gain additional features or changes that may be out of scope, this is the polite way of telling a project manager or stakeholder to go fuck themselves.

"I was told without any additional insight that there were 20 additional widgets on this part of the app, and now i'm expected to add these?"

"Yes, that's correct. It was in the mock."

"I mean, that was not in the requirements and the mock was incomplete, but sure, i'll get right on it."

Walks back to desk

Immediately sends Resume to all open positions out of spite

by Somebody, but not Nobody July 6, 2022

liberal education requirement

A class required by the higher education system. It assists no one in the completion of any type of degree. The knowledge is forgotten once the class is complete and the money you spent on it is wasted because the class benifits no one at all.

College Student 1: "Hey man what liberal education requirement class are you taking?"

College Student 2: "I'm taking a chemistry lab because when I get my accounting degree I'll have to mix chemicals....a lot."

College Student 1: "I would rather just throw the money into my toilet and flush it down then take these ridiculous classes."

by T. Tom December 18, 2007

Presidential IQ requirement

A strongly needed requirement that would formally require a US Presidential candidate to have an IQ of at least 85.

Clearly the Presidential IQ requirement would keep the Moron in Chief from being re-elected.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 20, 2019

Optional Requirement

The absurd concept of defining something that must be, when it might not.

Self contradicting term used by fucking idiots.

Malformed phrase created from the terms optional and requirement

Let's put the Video stuff in an appendix since they're an Optional Requirement set.

by SmokerSmurf April 9, 2010

room of requirement

Duh! The restroom, what else?

Z: Where you off to?
A: The room of requirement
Z: For what?
A: Duh!

by Pseudonym, obviously October 10, 2008