rantweet

the act of ranting in a tweet, often done by basic females

You knew Kim was really angry when she started rantweeting about her ex-boyfriend!

by bwicks March 9, 2015

Turd raft

When you lay down a few sheets of toilet paper on the water surface before taking a dump, preventing water from splashing on your ass when the turd drops.

This toilet looks like it hasn't been cleaned in ages! I better set up a turd raft to protect by delicate bottom from the AIDS.

by mythirdeye006 May 16, 2011

mud raft

The act of shitting on a girl's tits and motorboating them mercilessly.

Yo Chad, you get with Gina last night? Damn John that girl's a freak, she let me Mud Raft her and her mom.

by McBroli August 22, 2017

Sponge Raft

When a man urinates profusely on the womans couch and proceeds to throw her down and rail her on said couch.

The other day Kirby sponge rafted princess peach on her royal couch until she was glazed in piss.

by Machine Gun Doobie January 21, 2013

Dog on A Raft

Expression used in place of "It is what it is" and "Fuck it." Used when a situation is beyond your control, but is not too severe to be too worried about. Usually followed by the response "Hey, What can you do?"

Variations of the phrase include "Dog on a Fucking Raft" and "Fucking Dog on a Fucking Raft," depending on the severity of the situation.

Abbreviation: DOAR, DOAFR, FDOAFR

Person One: I went to the bars on Saturday night and spent way too much money.

Person Two: Eh, it's a Dog on a Raft.

Person One: You're right, it's a DOAR.

by KI322DOAR April 20, 2009

Shit on a raft

Royal Naval terminology for Kidneys in a thick gravy served on toast, usually served for breakfast.

I put a poached cackleberry (egg) on my Shit on a raft this morning.

by Naval Weasel March 28, 2018

raftaar

Better than emiway

Raftaar is better than emiway muhfaad and j lund

by Raftaar February 17, 2021