Robert

Robert can sometimes be a douche bag... or maybe all the times, and he can be attentive or distractive, but n the inside he's a kind hearted guy who just wants to be loved and is always misunderstood.

Robert, what a cute guy!

by Fatima Garcia October 24, 2018

robert

absolute chad gamer will beat u at any videogme but is also top athlete in his country and the most intelligent. can fuck yo bitch anytime he wants

robert dam i would fuck him

by bobby5t1 January 26, 2021

Robert

A fat Scottish bastard who drinks one bottle of corona and shags his own sister, typically known for his small cock

Man 1 " bloody hell that guys just tried to shag his sister "
Man 2 " bloody gone and pulled a robert"

by Pedohunter420 November 26, 2019

Robert

A cool and good friend and a great kid and has a best friend named kayla who is awesome and the BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST FRIEND EVER

Who it that robert over there

by Thrgycy March 21, 2017

Robert

A punk. Wide hipped (a la Squidward). They tend to drink a lot.

Geez, Robert is drunk again, and he looks fat as ever.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin November 16, 2018

Robert

A cool kid always wearing the drip. He got all the girls. But he be anti-social at times only at people he don't like. He is hilarious and he got the bag.

He looks so cool he must be a "Robert".

by #UNKNOWN1 November 30, 2021

Robert

Robert is a Smexy sexy man, who hates paninis, and loves gurls in bikinis, he has a massive schlong and will be by your side no matter what, and if anyone comes across a robert, they wil be demolished instantly, never judge a robert, because halve the roberts in the world are Pride-Demons, and will never back down from a fight.
...What a forking G ledgend

Timmy, you havent been very nice today, why cant you just be more Robert-like

by Malicos February 10, 2021