Quonk

slang word for gays or shirtlifters

"Martin is such a Quonk i cant beleive how gay he looks in that see through t-shirt"

by salmon man October 21, 2008

quwonkydogwood

when a girl is fucked so long and hard that she has a seizure and dies

SHIT! I gave her a quwonkydogwood.

by jimlustylip September 17, 2010

Quonk

The small pieces of weed that one finds possibly down the back of the couch, or scattered around the carpet at a pertinant rolling spot that keep an avid potsmoker going until the next avaliable oppertunity to score some serious buda.

angelo - "oh my frickin god man theres nee weed left in the tin, what the f*ck"???

hannelore - dont worry mate ill ratch the quonk from around the table that will keep us goin until lance gets home with the henry.

angelo - fricken awesome.

by bobbydazzler raz raz metazzler September 30, 2011

Quonked

The state of being so high out of your mind that you begin to think and act like a duck or a goose.

“Bro I’m so quonked right now, quoonk.”

by Quonked March 24, 2023

quinky

call your friends clyde it. theyll love it

person 1: " clyde is SUCH a quinky! "
person 2: " what the fuck is a quinky "

by SNOW / BLIZZ 1!!11! March 13, 2024

Quonkle

A cute corgi (pronounced either Quonkle or Quankle)

Oh look at the quonkle

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

quonkie

(noun) /ˈkwäŋ-kee/

A quickie that goes totally off the rails.
You start off thinking it’ll be a fast in-and-out, but next thing you know you’re 45 minutes deep, someone’s pants are halfway across the room, and you’re both sweaty, confused, and somehow more into it than expected.

"hey, that's not a quickie that's a quonkie!"

by quonkie June 25, 2025