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quonkie

(noun) /ˈkwäŋ-kee/

A quickie that goes totally off the rails.
You start off thinking it’ll be a fast in-and-out, but next thing you know you’re 45 minutes deep, someone’s pants are halfway across the room, and you’re both sweaty, confused, and somehow more into it than expected.

"hey, that's not a quickie that's a quonkie!"

by quonkie June 25, 2025