Chad : Hey babe my wife's out of town tonight and the kids are at grandmas guess we can fuck all night!
Kiersten : Sorry It will have to be a Quickie Jake is coming over at 6!
Chad : JAKE! who the hell is Jake?
Kiersten : My new boyfriend and he is so amazing in bed did you know he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : I can't believe your are cheating on me!
Kiersten : CHEATING! Really your the one who's married!
Chad : Suddenly I just feel like a piece of meat to you!
Kiertsten : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Kiersten : Sorry It will have to be a Quickie Jake is coming over at 6!
Chad : JAKE! who the hell is Jake?
Kiersten : My new boyfriend and he is so amazing in bed did you know he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : I can't believe your are cheating on me!
Kiersten : CHEATING! Really your the one who's married!
Chad : Suddenly I just feel like a piece of meat to you!
Kiertsten : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
by SlopNChop May 18, 2017
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A fap that takes place in 2-3 minutes, usually in between situations that would definitely not be appropriate for fapping.
when you really just need to get a shot off before going to back to work from break, that next class, or in the bathroom while waiting in the 10 year line at traffic court.
a Quickfap.
when you really just need to get a shot off before going to back to work from break, that next class, or in the bathroom while waiting in the 10 year line at traffic court.
a Quickfap.
I got disconnected from my gf when we were on skype doing nasty things, so before her internet came back up i had to quickfap
by billybob99 April 25, 2012
Get the quickfap mug.Flushing the toilet as soon as the bowel movement breaks free from the anus. This is done as a preventive measure in combating the odor produced during a bowel movement. When the producer of said feces is reasonably certain that particularly toxic fumes will be emitted, he or she, may choose to flush the toilet as the poo-poo is hitting the water.
Brian was in a small bathroom at a girl's house and as he took a crap decided to quickflush that mo-fo so as to not poison the air supply in the small apartment.
by swagdaddy42 July 13, 2015
Get the Quickflush mug.A term used to describe sexual intercourse that has either lasted a short amount out time, involved absolutely no foreplay, or only one of the participants actually got off.
A husband might say, "Hey babe, wanna have a Quickie?!" And the wife might respond, "Not if you're going to leave me hanging again."
by Sustaining6 June 12, 2020
Get the Quickie mug.Quicksilver is no ordinary x-man, he has super speed and super looks. He is considered, among many to be a god. He is literally the best thing to ever happen to the marvel universe
by Pietro Django Miximoff March 19, 2017
Get the Quicksilver mug.A method of "gameplay" developed for video games, a 'quick time event' is a section of a game where you are only required to press specific buttons when they show up on screen. Usually, if a player misses a button press during a 'quick time event', the player's character dies.
I love Heavy Rain, but it seems like the game is a little too filled with quick time event based fight scenes rather than a really dynamic fighting system.
by Corey_Faure July 18, 2010
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