quert

A "quert" is a short handled whip with a leather thong at the end. The thong makes a loud smack sound when it is broght down hard on some poor bitches ass cheek. Acually It sounds worse that its bite. It does not have much of a pain factor.
It is the sound that makes this whip popular with the BD/SM crowd.

Bend over and recive this querting that you so richly deserve.

by quert December 9, 2008

queertarded

lame looking, looks like the offspring of a queer and a retard

Zachs new car looks completely queertarded

by ducks on fire November 28, 2007

querty

a cross between "queer" and "flirty"

Considering his querty way of dealing with his students, I'm surprised he hasn't been accused of being a pedophile.

by Swallowtail September 7, 2005

quert

when a smelly, stankass, tuna ass bitch queefs and expells a green discharge from her pubis.

I can't believe this bitch just querted in my face

by Owen Nichols June 10, 2005

queertastic

1. A mixture of the words QUEER and FANTASTIC, which have nothing to do with one another.
2. Queers are not fantastic.
3. Usually an insult implying that a person is very, very queer.
4. See fagmuffin.

That's pretty queertastic.

by disrespecting foo December 10, 2002

Quertin

Something that everybody understands except you.

Me: aye sure he's just gone Quertin...
You: ?????

by UKOlympian November 12, 2016

Querty

denoting the standard layout on English-language typewriters and keyboards, having q, w, e, r, t, and y as the first keys from the left on the top row of letters.

You: i'm bored.... *types querty into google*

by lolhijkihino February 12, 2019