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Quarter Horn 

A useless co-worker, which is constantly scamming more time off to watch rockets blast off. Also known as the ether bunny and da-Klown.
Shhhhh!!!! Here comes Quarter Horn. I wonder what scam he planning now??
Quarter Horn by Da Klown February 2, 2019

quarter water 

Those little 25 cent drinks youi get at the bodega you used to drink when you were a kid.
I'mma run to the store right quick, get a quarter water, you want something?
quarter water by DarkNova December 8, 2001

quarter cast

1. A person that has a mixed raced mum and a black dad.
2. A person that has a mixed raced dad and a black mum.]
3. A person that has a mixed raced mum or dad and a white dad or mum.
quarter cast by 09bn March 10, 2019

quarterloaf 

A deviant sexual act even more disgusting than whatever you think it might be.
Holy Christ, did you hear that Tom quarterloafed some guy in the men's bathroom?
quarterloaf by ScottyWK July 8, 2004

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls 

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

Armchair quarterback 

some d-bag who is certain that he or she can make better decisions than the coaches or players while watching a competitive sport on television.
Watching football with Porter is a drag because he's an insufferable armchair quarterback; he doesn't know jack-shit about sports.