quarf

a combination between a queef and a fart. You will most likely have your period when you quarf.

"ut-oh i feel a quarf coming out."

by ANNE and cookie July 5, 2008

quaffing

Traditionally refers to drinking alcoholic beverages. Some nog, perhaps. To go "quaffing" together is a reference to drinking or wassailing. In modern terms, quaffing still refers to drinking, though heavily. "Quaffing" is also used in some circles in a more vulgar manner.

Laughing, quaffing all together.
Fa la la la...

by J*Dub December 28, 2005

Quaff

To feast on something so glorious it brings one immense joy.

Emily was about to quaff on those plantain chips.

by GG Martino April 10, 2019

Quaff

Ginormous hair of epic proportions

look at his dirty quaff, I think there is a rat in there

by crustygymshorts December 20, 2010

quaffle

Either a series of queefs or one loud, massive queef.

Sally hoped that no one had heard the huge, rumbling quaffle she had ripped in the middle of class.

To amuse herself in the bathtub, Christy twisted her thigh and let out a bubbling quaffle.

by Ppabs September 4, 2005

quaffaw

Hard flick of the Scrotal sack, intended to inflict pain on the subject

"Ah, I just got quaffawed"

by JamesSNIPER December 3, 2007

quaffled

V.

Used to described someone who is under the weather, or sick.

Murdock: Brian looks pretty quaffled today.
Nate: I heard he got pneumonia from some lady's cat.

by Murdock March 4, 2005