quarantiners

Children conceived during the Coronavirus quarantine

One day in 2033 we shall witness the rise of the quarantiners

by Graciedog March 16, 2020

quarantine bf

it’s not about finding a quarantine boyfriend, it’s about developing strong feelings via text that you won’t be able to verify in person until June. “ima flirt with as many people as i can during this quarantine. what y’all gonna do?? come see me? LMAO”

I need a quarantine bf, im bored.

by Laurtuc March 18, 2020

Quarantine 2020

The Time where you can vibe and do whatever you want that doesn't include going outside.

Quarantine 2020 is playing animal crossing new horizons, binge watching stuff and then sleeping for long hours and then eating.

by TheBingoDingo April 6, 2020

Quarantineship

A temporary relationship either emotional or physical, while quarantined.

Yeah I met him on him and Hinge and now we’re in a quarantineship. I want to meet up with him after the pandemic is over.

We’ve been spending so much time on the phone FaceTiming and texting that we’re in a quarantineship!

by yessithebestie April 16, 2020

Quarantine boyfriend

The guy that a girl leads on, via Snapchat or even text, during COVID-19 just to get attention. She usually has multiple at once just for her own entertainment. Will most definitely ghost him once it is over.

Jessica- “Quarantine boyfriend #7 is already talking about taking me out for dinner after the stay-at-home order ends”
Ashley- “Little does he know you’ll never speak to him once it does end.. LOL”

by htwilkins April 28, 2020

quarantine fatigue

The weariness that comes from doing nothing. A sudden urge to become an outdoorsman. The need to be around strangers during an epidemic.

Many couch potatoes are having an acute case of quarantine fatigue.

by Professor grandmaster G April 28, 2020

quarantine goggles

Finding someone attractive who you normally would not due being locked up in your homes and not seeing humans in months.

Jim: Wow Mike don’t you think Susan Boyle was looking absolutely scrumptious in that new edition of Scottish Singers Weekly?

Mike: WTF Mike. Take off your Quarantine Goggles.

by Dank Frank April 30, 2020