Quarantail

The ponytail that results from failing to get a haircut before going into self-isolation or quarantine.

"Can't decide whether to buzz it or just embrace the quarantail."
"I'm keeping this quarantail indefinitely in memory of COVID-19."

by Randy Moscato March 25, 2020

Quarantine

What you thought you had to do for only 2 weeks but actually at this point it's more like 24/7/366.

Yay!!!! I love being quarantined and stuck at home!!!!! This is the best thing ever!!!! :D

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Quarantine

Quarantining is driving (slowly) in a car by somebody's house and screaming "Quarantine" as loud as possible and laying on the horn. This activity is usually done late at night (but could also be done in the day time) with a group of people that is used to disturb big parties, or used as a prank to someone.

Elizabeth wasn't too happy about her house party getting Quarantined. It caused major disturbance and no one knew what was happening.

by quarantinespike May 26, 2010

Quarantini

Just like a Martini except you sit at home and drink it by yourself.

I think I'll have a Quarantini or three and skip the news...

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 13, 2020

Quarantine

a state, period, or place of isolation in which people or animals that have arrived from elsewhere or been exposed to infectious or contagious disease are placed.

Person 1: dude i hate quarantine i want to go somewhere.
Person2: same dude.

by The person that made this post June 8, 2020

Quarantine Fifteen

Weight gain acquired during COVID-19 Quarantine Period; fueled by boredom and nervous eating .

I lost my Freshman Fifteen in time for Spring Break but it's coming back as the Quarantine Fifteen.

by OffLeash2017 March 22, 2020

Quarantinized...

Quarantinized - when you are so used to being quarantined, you won't survive the outside world.

Etymology: While watching Shawshank Redemption Red (Morgan Freeman was talking about Brooks (Old Prisoner) who was "Institutionalized" and when he got out. He could not survive and committed suicide. (Great Scene).

RED

Man's been here fifty years. This

place is all he knows. In here,

he's an important man, an educated

man. A librarian. Out there, he's

nothing but a used-up old con with

arthritis in both hands. Couldn't

even get a library card if he

applied. You see what I'm saying?

FLOYD

Red, I do believe you're talking

out of your ass.

RED

Believe what you want. These walls

are funny. First you hate 'em, then

you get used to 'em. After long

enough, you get so you depend on

'em. That's "institutionalized."

Boy Friend: This is going to be the best party in the city! I can't think of being with nobody else....You coming?

Girl Friend:No.
Boy Friend: You've been Quarantinized...too long!

by MostOkayest August 8, 2020