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quarantine

The act of staying home where a person spends their days eating their feelings, playing video games and masturbating until society continues functioning at a normal level.
Person 1: "What have you been doing lately?"
Person 2: "Quarantine..."

quarantine

a time that gives me an excuse to have mental breakdowns and blow up teachers emails
i’ve been in quarantine for 3 weeks and haven’t left the house once... IMMA LOOSE MY MIND

Quarantine

Staying home and getting drunk everyday.
Thank God they let the liquor stores be open, because I'm in quarantine and burning through bottles.
Quarantine by scrappylotto April 15, 2020

Quarantine

Being away from people when the coronavirus is going around
Say a goddamn houses and be quarantine we’re not gonna have a summer

Quarantine

Where horny teens are forced to sit in the house all day with nothing but the food they haven’t eaten and the occasional family walk- that they’re forced to go on.
Wow quarantine has me bored I want to go out and see my friends.

Quarantine is not too bad , because we’re doing what we usually do just not in person.
Quarantine by swagdawg April 19, 2020

Quarantine

A jail like experience that no one should have to endure.
Bob: "I feel like punching someone!"
Rob: "Be sure to be 6 feet apart when you do. Then we have to go back to quarantine!"
Quarantine by 2manyppls April 22, 2020