quagmire syndrome

When you have hit the sexual limits of your imagination,budget, pain tolerance, flexibility, applicable laws, etc. to the point where you run out of ideas to keep things interesting.

Bro 1: my girl’s a total freak, it started with eating booty, and it just got out of hand! she always wants me to come up with new shit and I’m pretty sure there are no more kinky things left to try that don’t involve farm animals, a second mortgage, or prison time!
Bro 2: damn bro sounds like a case of quagmire syndrome, I’m sure you’ll get that squared away during a pornhub rabbit hole session.

by Testudo420 January 27, 2019

quagmire

A difficult or precarious position or situation; a predicament

yarrh is in a quagmire; he needs to make a new def cuz it's may 29 and has like 5 more mins till the 30th.

by yarrh June 1, 2006

Quagmire

The absolute funniest character on the tv show, "The Family Guy." He rocks the phrase ALLL-RIIIGHT. He's the sex crazed neighbor who says nothing but absolutely golden, one-liners.

Best Quagmire quote ever: He walks out of the bathroom in his robe and is looking at the girl in his bed with whom he just banged. She says, "glen honey, I have a question for you, what do you do for a living?" He says, "Hey I have a question for you too, whay are you still here?" HILARIOUS!

by The Sheen Man May 6, 2004

Quagmire

The kind of thing that happens every time the US fights a war

"Great, now were in a quagmire. Thanks George."

by Mastermind September 5, 2003

Quaire

A real nigga from Philly with a big dick, type of dick that will have you hooked.

“That nigga Quaire was knocking my walls loose”

by Quaire June 18, 2018

Quagmire

A person resembling Quagmire from "Family Guy", usually a pervert with a big chin

Person 1: OHHHHHHH!!!! Giggidy!!!! I like that!!!!!

Person 2: Your such a Quagmire.

by Dic La'tolet July 27, 2010

Quagmire

The crazed, egotistical and rather perverted sex hound on Family Guy. Almost always trying to spin his game, Quagmire is most commonly known for his star quote: 'Giggety giggety giggety Allllllright!'

Woman: Glen honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Hey, I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?

by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005