Never Mind The Quality

Never mind the quality...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantity is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.

"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

by Satandog May 3, 2006

never mind the quality

...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantitiy is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.

"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

by Satandog May 2, 2006

Quality Whore

Someone who is obsessed with perfect video and/or audio.

Brandon, Quality Whore

by jDawg#1 January 1, 2012

Quality

Describes something as very good. Used mainly by the British teenagers and the LPcool.

"Did you watch Ali G last night?"
"Yeah mate, it was quality"

by Louie Kay March 12, 2007

Qualitory

A state of posessing quality. To be quality or to have been Qualitized.

I heard Zac's March Madness bracket is qualitory!

Yeah, he totally qualitized his bracket!

by themanwhowatches March 17, 2010

Estrogenic Qualities

An emasculating reference to a male's womanly appearance, submissive sex life and performance thereof, and overall feminine qualities and traits.

Carla clearly wears the pants in the family because she does nothing but point out her husband's estrogenic qualities.

by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016

Maplin quality

Something that looks great on paper, yet falls short when you get the thing up and running.

Named for the UK electronics retailer Maplin who have an amazing ability to accurately spot a trend or niche in the market... and then source a product that almost, but not quite, actually does that.

Sorry about the maplin quality reception, the antenna isn't quite right for this radio.

These buns have failed to rise - did you use maplin quality yeast? - Paul Hollywood probably.

What's that residue in the battery compartment? Did you use maplin quality batteries in there?

by Wookie McTookie October 12, 2016