Puritan

A an old fashioned, homeschooling mother who thinks that girls should suffer during warm weather because shorts and tank tops will turn them into strippers destined for hell.

*girl walks into room wearing a weather-appropriate but not revealing tank top and jeans*

Puritan mother: Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending the rest of your life in a brothel!

Girl: But look at Zack! He's shirtless and his jeans are so low we can practically see all of his boxers! Why is that ok??

Puritan mother: Because I'm a sexist bitch.

by thatsjustterrible June 1, 2011

Puritan

Someone who wants to basically make life as boring as possible

Mr. Cox is so puritan he made the band instafail due to lack of coolness.

by WaCkEdOuTDj March 8, 2009

Pulitzer Prize

When Joseph Pulitzer personally comes to your home and kicks you in the nuts. However painful it might be, it is very prestigious.

My last book earned me the Pulitzer Prize...

by Buck Henry January 1, 2009

Pubitites

When unshaven, the tendency of male pubic hair to form stalactite-like structures that drip when wet.

Man1: Dude c'mon if you are going to walk around naked at least dry yourself off!

Man2: Sorry! I just took a shower.

Man1: Your pubitites are dripping water all over the rug.

by Torent September 6, 2009

purity ring

A ring that signifies postponing sexual involvement until marriage.

Guy: Wanna do it?
Girl: No! Didn't you see my purity ring? I'm saving myself for marriage!

by dietrying January 9, 2009

lilly pulitzer

cute, preppy clothing reserved for true preps. the clothing is mostly sundresses and skirts in bold, bright and colorful prints/patterns. the polos are solid except for a few with piping, stripes and contrasting collar colors. lilly also sells tennis skorts that arent as bright as the sundresses and skirts may be, but still have the signature lilly look. lilly is meant to be worn to country clubs, yacht clubs, and worn on vacation to a prestigious place such as st. barts or new england.

prep 1: im wearing my new lilly dress to dinner at the yacht club tonight!

prep 2: im going to wear my new skirt with my matching polo. i just hope that there isnt anyone there wearing the same print as i am!

by lauren ashleigh August 8, 2005

pusitis

Pusitis is a term that is used to define athletic underachievement which is usually accompanied by a halt in training. Pusitis is a somewhat serious condition and does not currently have a vaccine, although the leading scientists are working hard to create one. Competitive athletes such as runners, cyclists, and swimmers are susceptible to pusitis. However, those with the biggest concern should be triathletes, as they combine all three sports. Pusitis may be contracted in various ways. History has shown that sore legs, common cold, and broken bike parts are the most common cause of pusitis.

Example 1:
Brenden: Eh I got a cold eh. I will be sick for 2 days, but I might as well just take 4 weeks off.
Ethan: Sounds like you have a case of pusitis.
Brenden: Eh pusitis eh.

Example 2:
Brenden: Eh I broke the shifter on my bike eh. I can't train for a few weeks until it gets fixed.
Ethan: Pusitis in full swing again.
Brenden: Eh not my fault eh

by JuanPelota May 1, 2011