staining porcelain

stocking the pond, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc. slang phrase for deification

Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain

by mormdavid April 24, 2009

parcel farce

Slang term for package delivery company Parcel Force. 'Farce' refering to the uselessness of their service.

Parcel Farce left my bloody package out in the rain again

by norman156 February 18, 2008

pray to the porcelain god

*Idiom*

The state of a drunken person who is vomiting into a toilet (porcelain orifice) or incapacitated and nauseated to the point of being unable to get up off the floor after vomiting in the bathroom.

Last time I got drunk I had to pray to the porcelain god all night.

by bisque October 26, 2010

Porcelain God

Toilet, particularly as related to vomiting. Usually combined with a worship-oriented verb to describe the act of vomiting into a toilet.

Last Friday, I drank five 40s of O.E. and two fifths of Canadian Mist and man, I was praying to the porcelain god all weekend! I'll never do that again.

by Winston Zedimore December 8, 2004

worship the porcelain god

to vomit repeatedly, especially after getting sloshed

After the frat party last night my roommate was down the hall worshipping the porcelain god for most of the night.

by mandingoe April 26, 2004

Porcelain Butter

The left over poop smear that sticks to the bottom and side of the toilet after a good dump. So thick and sticky not even the strongest flush or the most powerful stream of pee will remove it. Similar to the left over peanut butter that remains on a knife after spreading it on a piece of bread.

Man, that toilet is covered in Porcelain Butter. It will take a tall glass of milk just to wash it down!

by DanK13 January 25, 2017

Porcelain Steak

The poop that is left in a porcelain toilet as a result of NOT flushing.

Really now Wally?? Did you have to leave that porcelain steak in my toilet? Couldn't you have just flushed it?

by Billy King Ohio June 30, 2011