punking

n.
the act of throwing your own ejaculate at someone, most often at their face.

Monkeying, that's shitting in your hand and throwing it at someone.
Buttercupping, thats farting on your hand and cupping it over someone's face.
Punking, that's the apotheosis of bodily fluid weaponization.

"Aaaaargh, my eyes!"
"You just got punked, bitch."

by trollbog December 14, 2011

Punkination

When a pumpkin is eaten by a Punk.

Dude, have you eaten a pumpkin before....no i am a punk so i can't EAT pumpkins...i can only Punkination them.

by Zicks April 22, 2006

punkin' poker

one who likes to have sex with a pregnant woman

My wife is pregnant but no problem, I'm a punkin' poker.

by Mo Noodleman December 29, 2007

punkinkin head

A swollen man's penis that has turned from purple to a relish orange, waiting to release.

1)He has a punkinkin head, because his girlfriend is not a slut.
2) whoa man your penis looks like a pumpkin head after that horrible bj

by Sexy_pineapple December 18, 2015

Punkinator

The Punkinator is a sex God. If you see his name, anywhere, you will violently nut. Then and there.

Aha! The Punkinator is coming for your ass!

by The Last Breath January 27, 2021

punkinito

noun; a demonizing term used to call another something hurtful, to therefor be taken both hurtfully and with some state of comical reference...
a state of being; anything of or relating to the common practices and lifestyles of a village of punkinitos existing outside of Nimibia ona small coastal island, uncharted be any existing humans...

noun; "you punkinito"
state of being; "you punkinito"

by Katie June 19, 2006

Pop-Punkin

a person who typically who falls under the stereotype of being the epidemy of being pop-punk. who also is an asshole.

dude, that guy Brian is totally Pop-Punkin.

by gigglegal December 3, 2011