pud scout

A straight guy that stares at cock at the urinal.

Stan from accounting was hanging out in the restroom again...he's such a friggan pud scout.

by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008

Pud

1. The male penis
2. A lazy, useless, or very weak person.

1. I lost my girlfriend, so now i have to wack my pud.
2. He just sits around all day like a little pud.

by PIMP May 16, 2007

Pud Tugging

The act of pulling on one's "member" to create enjoyment.

I would have answered the phone, but i was too busy pud tugging to your sister's picture.

by jmc1321 August 5, 2009

mud pud

A sloppy, loose, dirty, smelly pussy

Natalie has the biggest mud puddle.

by Mrsoliz October 12, 2017

nana pud

Banana pudding

I had some vivacious nana pud for my birthday

by TheRealUggy October 11, 2018

Pulling my Pud

To jerk off.

She wouldn't help, so I went home pulling my Pud as I wept.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

pud hammer

Similar to a Turkey Slap in that it involves the slapping of an erect or semi-erect penis on the face, the Pud Hammer however is not bound by the sex of the receiving party. Where the Turkey slap is meant for a girlfriend, wife or other female partner sometimes for the pleasure of the receiver as well as the giver the Pud Hammer can be applied to anyone and is generally used as a form of punishment.

Adeel wouldn't stop talking so I held him down and administered the pud hammer to shut him up.

by MrPrefect July 22, 2006