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penis pucker 

The collapsing of the vagina after being fisted.
Dude, my mom has amazing penis pucker!
penis pucker by Harry Kak August 9, 2006

Pale Pucker 

An ass recently waxed and bleached.
Her pale pucker gleamed brightly in the darkness of her bedroom.
Pale Pucker by John A W September 25, 2005

Pucker Nuts 

A wuss, Pansy or Pussy.

When your nut sack puckers up so badly from fear that it gets sucked back up into your body.

AKA, no balls.

Pucker Nut is used when subject only has one testicle.
Friends, "Hey Ted, Take that there spoon and mason jar and get us some honey from that African bee hive."

Ted says, "Fuck that shit. That's suicide!!"

Friends, "Come on Pucker Nuts, I want fucking honey for my lemon tea right now!"
Pucker Nuts by Silversnow May 30, 2011

make one's asshole pucker 

To be excited, or nervous about something.
1) That new girl makes your asshole pucker, doesn't she?

2) Damnit, the exit exam is really making my asshole pucker!

3) The Patriots being in the Super Bowl finals can make one's asshole pucker, but it certainly doesn't pucker mine!

doop-pucker 

A coveted occupation where one sqeezes the poop out of ducks for minimum wage.
Look at the doop-pucker squeeze that chick.
doop-pucker by daddypapa September 18, 2008

Pucker Jelly 

That amalgam of sweat and remnants of a poor wipe job that form around the anus and creates unforgiving rectal itching.
My oring is swimming in pucker jelly. I need to shower bad.
Pucker Jelly by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2018