proxy high

when a person feels high when they havent smoked but have been around people that were smoking

bryan: dude i feel so weird rn

kielan: its because your brother was smoking around you again. pretty sure youre just proxy high

by totallynotjjne June 14, 2023

Proxy Stalk

To help a friend or coworker obtain information on another person.

Gathering information on a person for a shy friend.

"My buddy wants me to proxy stalk this girl on Facebook since he doesn't want to make an account."

"No, I'm not going to help you get dirt on her boyfriend. I'm not a proxy stalker."

"She's just a Facebook "Friend", but you know her well. Could you... proxy stalk her for me?"

by SimpsonsFanatic August 14, 2009

proxy wallpost

A post intended for a large audience yet posted on a single person's wall to appear more genuine. Since proxy wallposts are visible through homepage feeds, one can advertise a trait of oneself that would be construed as bragging if in the form of a status.

Suppose you want to advertise to your friends that you are caring and social. This is impossible to brag about, so instead just find your friend who shares the most mutual friends and write this gem of a proxy wallpost:

"We had such a great time last week! I miss you so much <3"

Soon, everyone you know will see it in their feed. And, unlike a status, no one will call you on it for fear of you playing the None Of Your Business card.

by PaleBlueYacht May 26, 2010

Proxy-Mitesh

A person or group of people who, after being Miteshed, proceed by Miteshing another person or group of people in order to offload work.

man1 (after being Miteshed): Damn too much work! Better offload...
man1 Miteshes man2
man2 : Jeez, man1 is such a Proxy-Mitesh!

by unknown_male_486645 June 24, 2011

Proxy fuck

Having sex with a stranger that looks convincingly enough like a person you are in regular contact with, such as a friend, colleague or family member.

(Verb) Greg felt triumphant after proxy fucking his colleague Debbie.

by Linguistic Gymnast July 25, 2014

Proxy Cool

When a person or persons stand near another 'cool' group in order to make others think they are, in fact, cool themselves.

(Person A) Is that Sheilla over there with Mark? He's fucking cool, wonder what she's doing there?

(Person B) Nah, she's just standing near them - she's only proxy cool.

(Person A) What a sad bitch.

by The Boy Chris October 25, 2008

Proxy Site

Website that allows you to browse the web through their servers. Commonly used by people to get past restrictions imposed by losers such as Websense on schools across the world. Proxy sites are a Godsend.

"Hey I need a proxy site. Anyone know where I can get one?"

by Mr Random Person April 10, 2008