protip

- an unrelated comment or response to something.
- originating from Dan & Phil's "Glitter Faces" YouTube craft video, wherein they keep saying "protip". And that's when every comment section on YouTube was destroyed.

A: "Her shirt looks amazing."
B: "PROTIP"

A: "John broke up with me and I don't know what to do."
B: "PROTIP"

A: "Don't cry, craft."
B: "PROTIP"

by christiandizon June 17, 2016

Pratiking

Verb; To give the impression that you're doing work whilst really not doing anything at all

1.
Amelia: "What time are you getting into the lab today?"
Pratik: "Sorry, I don't think I'm gonna be in today...I'm busy Pratiking"

2.
Sam: "What are you doing after your coffee break?"
Adam: "I'll probably just go back to the office and Pratik for a bit before going home"

by Dr Dreidle September 8, 2013

Protismutt

1: The thin layer between the hardened crust of an egg and its egg white.
2: A super thin layer of the skin below the ectoderm.
3: A vulgar term describing a dog of small character.

"Aw, man, get rid of that protismutt! It's fucking disgusting!"

by SomalianMan December 8, 2018

Protigger

A protigger is a slur towards Protestants spewing lies and misinformation about the Catholic Church.

P - "The Catholic Church's teachings are heretical!"

C - "Typical Protigger."

by AlcoholicCatholic July 14, 2023

protip

n. to distill important knowledge about a subject and share it with those new to said subject.

often used in internet forums to criticize new members if they break the forum rules.

New member: hey everybody! a/s/l??
Experienced member: protip: this forum is ALL male.

by Shifty Eyed Goat October 12, 2004

protien shake

a mouth full of cum

asking a girl if she is hungry, and offering her a protien shake

by mike August 29, 2003

PROTIP

A joke made by the Phandom, from the video 'Glitter Faces' by DanAndPhilCRAFTS.
It's the april fools joke of 2016 and the evolution of "Don't Cry, CRAFT!"
Posted on every comment on every video of youtube to annoy non-phandom members.

Person 1: "Hey, cool jacket dude!"
Person 2: "Agreed."
Phandom member (aka. in this case Me): "PROTIP"

by PhilsGrassFlops June 26, 2016