prostate cancer

a horrible disease that kills many wonderful people. <3

Person A-you were diagnosed with prostate cancer?
Person B- yep
Person A-I'm so sorry

by ominominai February 10, 2010

Prostirape

Both whore and client enter the procedure as agreed, however the client flees before paying. Cases of prostirape are common in occurance, and similar in nature to 'doing a runner' from a restaurant.

A horny man enters a phone booth and rings one of these typical XXXFUQFUQFUQ numbers. The whore arrives on the street corner and does not get to capitalise on her sexual encounter.

by green_will May 24, 2004

milking the prostate

Ejaculation technique performed by an oject, usually finger, being inserted up the rectum and stroke the prostate gland. This is allegedly where the male G-spot resides.

Angela was milking my prostate last night. I came so hard that it smashed the light bulb!!! Then the dirty bitch sucked her fingers...... I haven't kissed her since.

by SpaccaDayNightFever July 26, 2003

milking your prostate

prostate massage to achieve ejaculation

by Craig Matthews July 17, 2003

Prostate

The skeet machine. The organ that makes the viscuous fluid of semen.

John's prostate must be working overtime, he has been in his room with Anna for 12 hours straight.

by I like to wank January 6, 2007

Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage

A phrase meaning the worst that possibly could happen. Based off of obvious pain the fictional character's knifed glove would create tearing up a prostate.

dude 1: My girlfriend is pregnant.

dude 2: That's a Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage for ya.

dude 3: Fucking A right, it is!

by Minced Prostate September 23, 2011

prostrate

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1) Stretched out or lying flat with one's face to the ground; or

2) Exhausted, enervated, lacking in will or energy.

Not to be confused with "prostate" (one 'r'), the interior male sexual gland responsible for about two-thirds of the volume of male ejaculate (semen).

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"All hail the power of Jesus' name, let angels prostrate fall...." (18th-Century Protestant hymn).

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by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010