Prostitutes

Someone who has dedicated their life and "organ" to make people happy, in return for money, but beware of the DISEASES.

Guy 1: Did you hear about the prostitutes that were killed yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, it's ashame, all they were doing is making life more enjoyable for those who can't get "none"

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

prostituterous

An action that is both slutty and preposterous.

Dude 1: Did you see that girl dancing?
Dude 2: Prostituterous

by Woodward-Sceusi April 18, 2014

Social Prostitute

A social prostitute is someone who is well known and is friends with many clients. The origin of the word comes from sex workers who work the corner. Prostitutes are people who can be picked up by anyone, anywhere, and for a low cost. This differs from a social escort who only have high end clients (only certain groups of people that they will associate with) and will not negotiate on lowering their price.

Ryan Bedell has talked to three people just on his way to the bathroom. How does he even know so many people? He is such a social prostitute!

by Blossomfield May 30, 2018

national prostitutes day

Oct. 23
The day we celebrate and honor our nations whores. On this day we remember the harlots that gave up the goods for cash and trinkets.

Tricia may have banged them all, but she got paid. Call her a dirty hoe if you must, but even she gets respect on national prostitutes day.

by Devil Dog 69 August 26, 2020

baby prostitute

A young girl who's not old enough to be a slut, but she is one.

Janis: What is this smell?
Cady: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.
Janis: You smell like a baby prostitute.
Cady: Thanks!

by Rayffle April 23, 2009

emotional prostitute

One who provides emotional fulfullment for another person in exchange for money or goods. This may be accomplished where the Emotional Prostitute pretends to care or actually cares about the customer's emotional issues.

I am an Emotional Prostitute. For fifty dollars I will listen to your problems and make you believe I actually care.

by thoughtlesspig November 26, 2010

food prostitute

Typically given to those in the restaurant and hospitality business; going to great lengths to get tipped. This includes flirting, manipulating and just about anything to give the illusion that we'll hook up with you for your cash.

Did you just see how she was eye fucking him? She's a professional food prostitute!

by sphyinx October 12, 2011