prosticute

cute female sex maniac - ema

wow cool prosticute

by bogasuda June 15, 2011

prostichaun

A cross between a prostitute and a leprechaun. May have an affinity for crotch pyromancy. Watch out for her lucky charms in the crotchal region. Her fiery bearded clam 'll getchya.

1. Holy crap: that hooker was a real live prostichaun: I can't believe I payed for that (how drunk was I!?)

2. Thats my sandbox, thats where I met the prostichaun, she tastes like burning.
-The Simpsons-Ralph-like

by slangMaverick February 7, 2008

Prosticution

The sexual act of prostate electrocution.

I looked up with a tinder girl and she had her own electrified strap on. I'm so glad she was in to prosticution.

by Dr.Greenthumb2891 September 2, 2019

promoticon

A combination of "emoticon" and "promote." Describes being "promoted" by an important person in your life by getting emoticons from them in their texts and emails to you. In other words, you've been elevated from the lowly category of professional contact, acquaintance, or casual friend into their inner circle, where they feel comfortable enough with you to use emoticons. Not to be confused with demoticon.

I just got promoticon'd by Sarah. Schwing!

by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015

prostiboots

1. thigh high boots that desperate women wear to attract a rich loser.

2. fuck me pumps (listen to Amy Winehouse's "Fuck Me Pumps")

Tiger's coming to the club tonight and Rachel has on her prostiboots...conicidence? I think not!

by fat-momma5 January 7, 2010

pristiontale

1. the improper spelling of pristontale

See Pristontale

Pristiontale is spelt pristontale, you dont know how many people might need this.

by Bettermann February 27, 2005

prostiho

a cross between a "prostitue" and a "ho" usually used to talk about someone that keep their legs shut for 5 minutes

That prostiho has slept with at least a mol of people.

by That Crazy Bitch Kimmi April 27, 2007