prostichaun 

A cross between a prostitute and a leprechaun. May have an affinity for crotch pyromancy. Watch out for her lucky charms in the crotchal region. Her fiery bearded clam 'll getchya.

1. Holy crap: that hooker was a real live prostichaun: I can't believe I payed for that (how drunk was I!?)

2. Thats my sandbox, thats where I met the prostichaun, she tastes like burning.
-The Simpsons-Ralph-like

prostichaun by slangMaverick February 7, 2008

Prosticunt

When one is so slutty and rude that they are both a mixture of a prostitute and a cunt.

Mimi is such a f***ing prosticunt!

Prosticunt by whavercroft January 10, 2011

prosticaine 

Prostitutes + Cocaine, examples of not great subjects to openly discuss at workplace...

"Shut the door, lets talk prosticaine"

prosticaine by 1r0 June 24, 2015

prostichutto

an Italian dish consisting mainly of ham and prostitute liver

man, doesn't this prostichutto taste good?

prostichutto by LucindaRobert October 14, 2009

Prosticlanker 

A bot account on a social media platform that contains links to pornography websites. A portmanteau of "prostitute" and "clanker".

Ted clicks the link on the bio of @CuteGirl69420, not knowing she is a prosticlanker, and Ted got hacked.

Prosticlanker by David X. Hatley October 6, 2025