Proganculated

To be completely overwhelmed by a surreal mixture of curiosity, confusion, and cosmic awe — especially in moments when reality feels like a poetic illusion.

When he looked into the stars and questioned his place in the universe, he felt utterly proganculated.

by Imdabestfu June 8, 2025

Prejaculate

To accidentally ejaculate before a contest to see who can ejaculate the fastest.

Dude, I was going to this "Fastest Gooner" competition, but I prejaculated.

by GeorgeCorn October 4, 2025

Prostulate

A mix of Postulate and Prostate, used when Postulating about the Prostate or related topics.

Pardon my french but I Prostulate that I am da shit dawg!

by Dandabino December 16, 2025