I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

i finally did it omg i made it blue.
try to make this blue ig: h4tujrovutifjuirbugdfjgkdfvkdvj

- tori

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

by okstella August 12, 2021

jason is so proud of you

It is when you have something extraordinary.

"Hey Ubaid, jason is so proud of you

by Obiwan4583 June 1, 2019

anal propulsion

The energy created when 2 or more people engage in anal sex. This method of energy production is not known to most of the known world and possess the power to propel a small car or propel a large space craft!

I used the power of anal propulsion to get to school in 3 minutes today!

or

Anal propulsion saved my life...and czechlosovakia

by Equipment of the magic dildos April 2, 2007

Proud Flesh

The amount of penis protruding from the top when it is grasped with two hands like a baseball bat

You should always date a girl with small hands because it gives you more proud flesh

by John Phelan February 9, 2006

prouds

In text-only conversations, such as email, IM, or status updates, this word means "looks proud" or "looks smug".

It can often be intended ironically, especially when somebody has done something dubious or unhygienic but still feels the need to tell others about it.

Conversation 1 (straight usage):

HMB: Hey, I got sworn in at the high court this week as a lawyer! Woo hoo!
DTM: Oh wow! Respect! I'd imagine you're over the moon about this!
HMB: Yes. Yes, I am. *prouds*

Conversation 2 (ironic usage):

HMB: I breathed on a kitten once, and it got real sick. *prouds*
DTM: Dude, WTF.

by HMB December 21, 2009

Proud to be Fat

Overweight people that are too lazy to lose weight, so they eat away their lives and claim that they're happy to be overweight.

I'm proud to be fat because I'm not anorexic like everyone else that cares about themselves and exercises!

by Boo the Truth August 3, 2009

Proud Ford F-150 Owner

45 year old man going through a midlife crisis. Lives in Florida. Has a mullet. Ex-Convict. Probably stares at the children's genitalia at the playground. Goes mudding with his 12 year old son. His wife left him because he drinks non stop and licks her without consent. Listens to Nickelback 24/7. He stands up for his country. Supports Trump. Has a confederate flag on the back of his truck and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth.

My name is Harris and I am a proud Ford F-150 owner. Father of 7, and 3 ex wives. I Love the U.S. and little girls/boys.

by mellowyellowbro October 28, 2019