The act of taking a shit at work and getting paid for the time you spent on the toilet. The person taking the profit shit usually takes their time and wipes excessively as to take up as much time as possible. This is done while still on the clock.
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An individual or organization that attempts to derive illicit financial benefit from the sale of misrepresented products or services during a global health crisis.
Yo! I got a whole truck load of N95 masks for sale. Here's a sample...
Dude, these things are made out of toilet tissue and rubber bands. You're a goddam Pandemic Profiteer....
Hey, they're better than nothin'. 20 bucks each...just don't get 'em wet.
Dude, these things are made out of toilet tissue and rubber bands. You're a goddam Pandemic Profiteer....
Hey, they're better than nothin'. 20 bucks each...just don't get 'em wet.
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Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."
Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."
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Get the Pranith mug.Proning- Proactive Stoning. The act of smoking weed and being proactive. Smoking weed and gets things done.. One who prones may be a proner..
Son- Mom, I'm proning... Ill be home around 11pm..
Mom- You're doing WHAT?
Son- Proactive stoning.. Im getting high and doing shit!
Mom- Oh ok, be safe!
Mom to Friends- Im so proud of John for being a proactive stoner! Weed is such a good thing
Mom- You're doing WHAT?
Son- Proactive stoning.. Im getting high and doing shit!
Mom- Oh ok, be safe!
Mom to Friends- Im so proud of John for being a proactive stoner! Weed is such a good thing
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