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prolapsed sphincter

A condition in which the anus has basically been turned inside out or dropped from its normal position. Often a result of repeated straining while trying to defecate or trauma from sodomy.
That child molester in cell block 19 had a prolapsed sphincter after the other inmates got a hold of him in the shower.
by Wiseman July 25, 2006
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Prolapse-fuck

The act of returning a prolapsed rectum to it's original place with an erect penis. Also used as an insult.
"That dude is a total Prolapse-fuck!"
"When she tore her rectum, I just prolapse-fucked it back into place."
"I had a dream that I was in Hell, and my punishment was an eternal prolapse-fucking.
by Evad Brovachek December 18, 2011
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Gaynal prolapse

The messy result of an extreme anal bashing session, where the insides of the rectal passage divide by zero, falling out all over the other guy's cock.

Variations of this may include the second male inserting his custard cannon into the prolapse, spaffing all over the bleeding mess, re-inserting everything back into the ass canal, and sewing it up again.
Neil's bedroom was a total mess this morning, his gaynal prolapse exploded all over the sheets.
by Source_421 March 19, 2010
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Profapstination

Procrastination which involves masturbation in it. (Regardless of the number of times it's done)
Tim: I get hungry everytime after I do profapstination.
Mike: Everyone does.
by kt11000 August 22, 2016
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pronap

This is a form of napping conducted in a professional environment, i.e. at work, or on work time. "Professional-nap". This is usually conducted on a lunch room couch, under your desk, or you can even take a sleeping bag and sleep in the work courtyard. To be a "pronap" one must sleep for too long and after which you should have increased work efficiency and effectiveness.
I was out partying late last night and I couldn't concentrate on work, so I had a quick pronap and I was as good as new!
by Mr Poopoo Head January 19, 2018
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prolapsia

Wen you have hemorhoids and you decide to try to take a nice deep oaty dump,and wen you fart ,your lower intestine puffs out like a musting bull elephant seal trunk from betwixt your ass flaps #goatmeal #cloaca #cauliflower #yourdone
Dude1 "WTF is the problem I can't cut off this turd"
Dude2 "bruh,you got some prolapsia right thurr!"
by Brian Recluse April 12, 2018
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Prolapsed Coconut

A sex position where one person is curled up in a ball similar to a coconut and is ruthlessly railed by another person until they cause their genitalia to prolapse.
Yeah dude, I totally participated in a prolapsed coconut last night. Couldn’t fucking walk for hours
by idk broski, microwaves yea? February 21, 2021
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