Orgy Programming

Term used to describe a programming method where each engineer gets his turn to screw up a project.

Originated from a gaming software company in Reno Nevada.

"The project must be in trouble; they have resorted to Orgy Programming to meet the release date"

Hey Johnson, you don't look busy enough. How about you come stick your dick in this code and see what you can do with it even though we know:

a. You don't know SQL
b. You couldn't code your way out of a getch loop
c. You are more then likely legal retarded
d. All of the above

by SQA November 28, 2005

bedroom programming

Software or video game programmed by amateur coders, who program for the love of it, not for making money for publishers.

Uplink is one of the best modern bedroom programming games.

by CannedLizard December 23, 2003

paid programming

Television programing that consists of companies promoting their products. Usually shown early morning/late at night/whenever you are desperate for something to watch.

Usually the products advertised are worthless pieces of crap being sold for 'the low, low price of 12 payments of 43.32!!'.

Actually good programming. (When your wasted)

by Freak Obscene May 4, 2004

programistan

Programistan is the place where the IT department has placed files/pages that everyone in the company needs to update or change but that no one in the company can access. It's buried under some alphabet soup programming language/code/bleck that only Mitch in IT can change.

"I need to change some text on the website. Who do I ask about that?" "Aw, man, that isn't happening today. Only Mitch can do that; those files are in Programistan."

by lyceum April 9, 2012

reference-oriented programming

A synthetisation (referentialization) of object-oriented programming.

Synthetizes programming objects into five references: cyclical, inter-, contra-, supra- (radial), meta- (self).

Attribute-oriented programming.

Reference-oriented programming self-referentializes programming objects into programming references.

by sandraxine June 25, 2018

programming

To make programs.
Usually on computers.

I'm programming a Neural Network.

by Niklas Ulvinge May 23, 2005

Programming

Basically, telling your computer to do stuff using a programming language. As long as the computer understands the code, it will execute the command blindly.

I tried reprogramming Windows and my computer crashed.
I programmed my computer to overclock itself.
I programmed my computer to create and save files on my hard drive. For some reason, it stopped working...

by KC June 20, 2006