2019 Hong Kong Protest

An ongoing event in Hong Kong that originated from the extradition bill. Citizens are often dressed in black, shouting various slogans as most of them march peacefully on the streets, fighting for democracy and freedom. As of October 3rd 2019, the police had permanently blinded 2 individuals, arrested first-aiders, shot a teenager that resulted in a punctured lung and many more

Heard during the 2019 Hong Kong protest
Person 1: five demands

Person 2: not one less

Person 1: Libertate Hong Kong

Person 2: Revolution of our times

Person 1: Stand with Hong Kong

Person 2: Fight for freedom

by glorytohongkong October 2, 2019

predestination (2014)

It's a simple movie. Basically, the lady takes her own virginity, and gives birth to herself, hence, being her own parents. She loves herself and misses her boyfriend (who btw is again the lady who started it all). She meets some random time travelling geek (who again, is the same lady). They try to stop a person who is gonna commit some crime. And guess what? The criminal is also her. See..... Simple!

Ooops.... SPOILER ALERT!

Man #1: Dude did you watch Predestination (2014)
Man #2: Nah man! Some weirdo on Urban Dictionary spoiled it for me.
Man #1: Sucks to be you!

by AllTheGoodUsernamesAreTaken :( January 5, 2021

professional student

Person who receives multiple degrees and keeps taking courses instead of holding a profession related to the degrees earned. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on the speaker.

Ex. 1: a compliment
"Man, I think you're so cool for writing a dissertation on Mesoamerican maize fertilization. You're a real professional student!"

Ex.2 an insult:
"Hey Jack, won't you get a real job and quit being a professional student?"

by ignor September 29, 2004

processees

A way to say the plural form of processes that some dooooosh made up.

Those are a lot of processees just to do one thing.

by teeter1122 November 9, 2013

Edgerton Protest

A "protest" that occurred at Edgerton High School which was against bullying but in reality was because of a cat fight. The "protest" consisted of scumbags, idiots, swagfags, and the most ironic part, bullies. The people here either just wanted to skip school, friends of the girl who was in the cat fight, or they were oblivious to the truth behind the protest. After the protest people started posting on Facebook about it either saying the protest was a bunch of crap (the smart ones) or a bunch of idiots who were whining because the majority of the school thought they were idiots.

*Conversation heard while watching the Edgerton Protest*

Person 1: Look at those idiots out there freezing... this is all about the cat fight anyways!

Person 2: Yeah I know...

Idiot: Umm some of those people are my friends and this is fighting bullying!

Person 1: Then why aren't you out there?

*Minute Bell rings*

Idiot: Oh got to go to class! Sorry *flees*

by Person229 December 9, 2012

professional mistress

An upscale prostitue who services a small number of men (usually executives) on a regular, long-term basis in exchange for them contributing to her financial well being. Each man may call on her anytime on his regular day (eg. 1st & 3rd Tuesdays). If he needs her for a Friday,Saturday or other days, additional negotiations are necessary.

I could never be a protitute - having to hustle for johns and taking risks, but being a professional mistress is great because I am in control of who I see and when, and the guys I pick really take good care of me.

by myplayfulvixen October 25, 2007

Professory

Someone who is "like" a professor.
A professor type personality.

"Dude, my dad just gave me the talk. His lectures make him sound so professory."

by Fishys December 13, 2009