Putting something that eventually must be done to the very last minute. Sometimes this method can be successful, and the person will get to spend a lot of time relaxing, and still get work done. Other times, however, it can lead to poor grades, incomplete work, etc. If one has a lot of work, it is understandable that the person will leave some for the last minute, although this person may be subject to adjectives such as lazy.
Me: Wow, I've got an 8 page history paper, a French project, a science lab, and a lot of other nightly homework... I'll do some now, but to avoid exhaustion, I'll have to use procrastination with the rest.
Ignorant person: You is lazy!
Me: And just how much work have you done this weekend?
Ignorant person: Uh...
Me: Hypocrite.
Ignorant person: You is lazy!
Me: And just how much work have you done this weekend?
Ignorant person: Uh...
Me: Hypocrite.
by MrCuddles February 6, 2007
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There is also productive procrastination, which is when you do your errands to stop you from doing what you're ACTUALLY meant to be doing.
There is also productive procrastination, which is when you do your errands to stop you from doing what you're ACTUALLY meant to be doing.
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Me: Should I do my revision for my AS exams? ... Nah best define Procrastinating on Urban Dictionary.
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Johnny: Mike is such a procrastination monkey, he has big dreams that he wants to achieve yet he's just laying there on his couch doing nothing to reach them.
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!
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When my neighbor told me she had canceled her Tupperware party, I was glad I had practiced strategic procrastination.
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I stay awake till 5:27 AM trying to finish some stupid History movie review, and i just end up wasting a good 8 hours browsing Urban Dictionary and talking to myself. From now on im gona accept that im incapable of doing homework and use my time on other things such as homework or msn, or URBAN DICTIONARY.
Thats procastination for ya.
I stay awake till 5:27 AM trying to finish some stupid History movie review, and i just end up wasting a good 8 hours browsing Urban Dictionary and talking to myself. From now on im gona accept that im incapable of doing homework and use my time on other things such as homework or msn, or URBAN DICTIONARY.
Thats procastination for ya.
Im not even gona try to do homework at home. Only at about 6:00 AM do i work efficiantly or in lunch during shcool.
procrastination.
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Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid.
Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid.
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