breed and proceed

this is a phrase said when some thotie is either crazy, boring, stupid or whatever the fuck, but she has some mighty fine cheeks so u just tickle her insides then promptly leave

yo this girl has some FINE tits but shes dumb as shit, i think imma just breed and proceed

by m4rk0n1 October 4, 2019

Pottered

To be intoxicated to the point of injuring yourself.

Did you see all the stitches he had this morning?

Yea, he was fuckin pottered last night.

by Rev. Jesus February 4, 2010

Pottered

To be "pottered" means to have been duped, lied to, deceived or simply douched by another person. Another definition of the word might pertain to the idea that if one is to do something that makes absolutely no sense at all, like for example putting a customer into a rental car when all they needed was their windshield wiper fluid filled up, then you would have been "pottered."

Ryan (rental car agent): "Hello sir, I'd be happy to put you into that vehicle, what are they doing to your car today?"

Customer: "Oh I just don't like the color, so I'll drive your car for one hour while they just stare at my car for awhile."

Brooke (rental car agent): "Hey Ryan, looks to me like you just got pottered!"

by miker94 January 5, 2011

Pottered

When one gets so heinously drunk, they wake up feeling like a piece of earthen-ware pottery the next day.

Get me a Gari's special, I want to get pottered

by nortybutnice April 3, 2019

exorbitant bluster. although, t'is of adequate curriculum, therefore proceed.

replacement for preposterous boast, but alas, which is a replacement for weird flex but okay

John: I ate my pet rat because he turned 1 year old

Timothy: exorbitant bluster. although, t'is of adequate curriculum, therefore proceed.

by Colinonthesehaters November 20, 2018

Harry Pottered

When one of the siblings in a family gets treated in a less beneficial way than the other(s), much like Harry Potter in the Dursley family. Also known as Cinderelling.

Son 1: Mom, can i get an ice cream?
Mom: Sure son, everything for my sweety pie.
Son 2: Mom, can i get one too?
Mom: You can have this one, the other ones are to big for you *picks up the smallest one*.
Dude watching 1: Wow, that kid just got Harry Pottered!
Dude watching 2: Amen.

by VonPuFF September 1, 2013

printered

When somebody says owned innaproprietly, thus getting owned by everyone around them

''20 kills, ooooooooowned.'' *Short Silence* ''You only got 10.''

Everybody there: printered.

by Borrox February 18, 2009