procrastermemeing

Procrastinating by looking at memes.

I didn't finish my essay until one in the morning. I spent the whole afternoon procrastermemeing.

by John Patrickson December 5, 2016

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Procrastisaurs (P. Saurs)

Defined and discovered by Chan: A person or persons who habitually delays, intentionally or unintentionally, to a point where they have endangered their own species to the brink of their own demise ultimatately causing their extinction. -Dr. Chandler J.S PHD Procrastology

The procrastisaurs (P. Saurs) spends so much time doing nothing they will starve to death.

by BIG CHAN D33Z3R October 7, 2012

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Procrasterbating

Masturbating when there are important things to be done, or deadlines to meet.

I didn't finish my report because I was procrasterbating.

by Uh...Fred? November 13, 2011

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procrasterbate

v. to masturbate instead of tending to one's responsibilities, where the obvious and more productive and/or beneficial choice, such as finishing one's work or getting much needed rest, is put off for the duration of the "me time" session, and often ignored altogether.

see also procrasterbation, procrasterbator, procrasterbatory

frank: sorry i'm too tired to drive, man. i'm exhausted.
dave: really? didnt you go to your room to pass out at real early last night?
frank: yeah, but i didn't end up going to sleep until about 3 or so.
dave: why?
frank: i dont know, man. i watched "wild things" and it was stupid of me, but i started to procrasterbate for however long it takes form the opening credits to the end of that threesome scene.

or

jenny: what time will you be ready to go to the store to get ingredients for chili night?
kara: probably about five o'clock or so, but call me.
jenny: i swear, if you procrasterbate and aren't ready until a quarter past, you're done for.

by steve m g December 26, 2007

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