prociate

to appreciate.

can you do me a favor? i'd sho prociate ya.

by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003

Procrasterbating

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourselfwhile pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasterbating.

by Greek anaconda February 4, 2010

Mutual Procrasterbation

n. - the act of two or more people putting off or delaying an unpleasant or unwanted task by masterbating instead. The task can be the same or different for each person and the masterbation can be simultaneous, where by each perosn pleasures him or herself, or shared, whereby each person pleasures another person.

v. - mutual procrasterbating , mutually procrasterbate(d)

adv. - mutual procrasterbater

See also procrasterbation

Juan and Carla did not want to finish their chores, so instead, they engaged in mutual procrasterbation.

Peggy and her roomate Selma did not want to study for their mid-term, so they decided to mutually procrasterbate.

Sometimes during procrasterbation, Gary becomes bored by himself and invites his friend Omar for mutual procrasterbation.

by Wheredthecheesego? April 11, 2011

Procrastercising

Verb

to defer or delay much-needed exercise.

I had a fitness test on Monday, but never fully prepared. I spent the last month procrastercising.

by rogerthewhale October 14, 2011

Procrasterbate

When there is something you had wanted to, planed, or needed to do, but against your better judgement, you spent the time materbating.

I was going to use my only free time today making an Urban Dictionary entry, but all I inevitably did was Procrasterbate.

by Jeo58 October 9, 2008

procrastenacious

The ability to postpone responsibilities well beyond the inevitable consquences.

"Bill was arrested for his back taxes, huh? That's what I call procrastenactious."

by The Marmot November 10, 2004

Procrasterpiece

A phenomenon commonly observed in students when they wait till the absolute last moment to work on an large project, rush to complete it, and eventually produce a work which blows any project completed early and planned well out of the water.

Student 1: I stayed up till 6 in the morning to complete this frickin' project. It better turn out good.

Student 2: No worries, I did that before and it turned out to be a procrasterpiece.

by Pladd April 22, 2011