to pleasure oneself while deferring action of another task.
replacing a responsible and necessary action with masturbation.
replacing a responsible and necessary action with masturbation.
while conducting research online for school work, eddie quickly began to procrasturbate when a pornographic website suddenly took his attention in another direction.
by pezlikecandy June 20, 2011

Tim never did his homework and eventually failed chemistry due to his constant procrasturbation when he was supposed to be studying.
by Jurmajesty December 7, 2007

1. I still have to write this eulogy, but I just keep procrasturbating all night.
2. Well, I was gonna masturbate, but I kinda ended up writing this eulogy instead. You know me and procrasturbation.
2. Well, I was gonna masturbate, but I kinda ended up writing this eulogy instead. You know me and procrasturbation.
by Spirit_Stiff December 15, 2007

(v) To waste time pleasuring oneself.
Background: Term coined by Bernard Bangwanger to accurately describe his daily activities.
Background: Term coined by Bernard Bangwanger to accurately describe his daily activities.
by Branden Hart October 20, 2004

by Bud Cutino December 12, 2007

Whilst I was urgently required to complete a report I did not want to work on, I was also in need of dishonorable discharge. So I started to procrasturbate.
by BoredMiner April 22, 2009

I have a paper due tomorrow morning, but I haven't gotten anything done and I'm tired now because of my extensive procrasturbation.
by Sohum January 5, 2008
