procrasturbate

When you are supposed to be studying or doing important work but instead you are masturbating.

John: So, did you get your work done today?
Ralph: Nah, it was hard to get started so I mostly procrasturbated all day.

by blazin' heavy August 19, 2004

procrasturbate

to procrastinate by yourself

Man, I was going to work on the report but instead I just procrasturbated all day at home.

by Procrastines February 22, 2009

Procrasturbate

To put off a task until you are finished masturbating.

I was going to go to school, but then I procrasturbated, and I missed the bus.

by John Jacob Jingle Heimerschmit October 6, 2009

procrasterbate

To hold something or things off by masturbating

Tim: Hey, John are you going to do the science project?

John: I think I will go procrasterbate in the bathroom.

Tim: You little fucker.

by bolls in a can July 23, 2011

procrasterbate

1. To take physical and mental pleasure in procrastinating

2. Putting things off while realizing that it feels good, but you're really only screwing yourself.

In an effort to procrasterbate, I alphabetized my roommate's CD collection and made an ASCII art wall hanging of Van Gogh's ear. In color.
...I am so screwed.

by myrddins January 9, 2006

Procrasturbate

To intentionally delay male orgasm during masturbation. For whatever reason

I had a lunch at two:thirty. It was fifteen past the hour, so i procrasturbated under my desk.

by flakey ass February 26, 2009

Procrasturbate

When you get stressed about having alot of work and just masturbate instead of getting anything done

"Yo have you started your essay?"
"Nah man, I've been procrasturbating"

"I have alot of homework to do tonight, I'm probably going to break down and procrasturbate"

by McEwenC February 16, 2010