Swipe and Pipe

To use an online dating service to match with partners for the sole purpose of engaging in sexual relations and nothing more.

"I totally don't want to be in a committed relationship with her; she is just a Swipe and Pipe."

"I just use my dating app to Swipe and Pipe."

by jredman April 19, 2017

Maria-Pipeline

The Maria pipeline is a pipeline or rabbit hole that Twitter and Tumbler users might enter after excessive usage of said platforms. In a bid to fit into the community the person in question will do a complete identity shift, sexuality shift and even (in extreme cases) gender shift. The Maria-Pipeline phenomenon is named after the Norwegian celebrity Maria, who is known for going through the pipeline and spreading awareness of it.

Ooh man, She/He really fell deep into the Maria-Pipeline, it's a completely different person now!

by Gud 2 May 27, 2021

Russian Sewer Pipe

When you shit into a condom, tie it off, and freeze it, then proceed to use it as a dildo.

Mom: "Son, what is your shit doing in the fridge?"
Son: "Jesus Mom, I'm making a Russian sewer pipe."

by TheRealKira January 24, 2015

The Piper at the Gates of Dawn

"The Piper at the Gates of Dawn," released on August 5, 1967, is Pink Floyd's debut album. Its psychedelic/space rock sound will leave you giggling or rocking back and forth, or both. Tracks include:

Astronomy Domine
Lucifer Sam
Matilda Mother ("Oh, Mother. Tell me more.")
Flaming ("Yippee! You can't see me, but I can you.")
Pow R. Toc H.
Take Up Thy Stethoscope and Walk
Interstellar Overdrive
The Gnome
Chapter 24
The Scarecrow
Bike ("I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house, I don't know why I call him Gerald.")

Respect the awesomeness of "The Piper at the Gates of Dawn" and you shall be respected in turn.

by RGar May 12, 2008

Muff Pipe

A smoking pipe made out of wood, usually hand made and may be whittled.

Muff pipes are just the bowl with a hole in one side leading to the chamber. there is a choke on one side of the hole but due to its position and the make-up of the pipe it doesnt do anything.
You usually get scooby snacks in your mouth when using a muff pipe

Every time we smoked Trent's muff pipe, we got burnt weed in our mouths but still managed to use it for years to come.

by Take-One August 1, 2012

laying pipe

I don't know where everyone else got there definitions for laying pipe. However laying pipe is simply fucking the hell out of a girl.

Will;what are you doing this weekend
Guy;probally laying pipe to my girl.

by William Waldrep June 9, 2005

piped down

When A male gives a female good sex

You looking for your girl i just piped down?

by Grimreefer420xo December 30, 2013