preposterone

Noun. Testosterone when present in preposterous proportions.

The preposterone coursed through the mathlete's veins.

by Karech_Rah December 28, 2007

polyester

the grossest cheapest fabric ever.
poser material.

polyester sucks

by eeeeebeebee June 28, 2008

Priester

A combination of the words preacher and priest. Often used when you don't know what to call a religious leader

Jonathan:What religion is he apart of
Rachael: Idk he's a priester

by Raycheesi November 2, 2009

precaster

A man with many skills and talents, he specifies in mostly online video games however he has skills offline. He's very handsome and good with girls, all the girls love him as he has a big penis and a very high k/d.

Zoie: Oh I need a Precaster in my life

Chloe: Me too, my life needs entertainment ;)

Antonio: Hiya, I'm Precaster

by Amanda097 January 11, 2017

Propester

A campaigner against pest control. Those who defy conservation science and would sooner see forests overrun by invasive species than look at the hard data. Often prone to violent outbursts and domestic terrorism, they have been known to hijack helicopters, throw their extracted tumors at innocent workers, plant fake bombs, ad nauseum.

Ranger Steve: Hey Carl, don't forget to check your wheelnuts before you go home today.
Ranger Carl: Whys that mate?
Ranger Steve: The propesters are at it again, if it's not enough we have to dodge flying tumors, now they've started sabotaging our vehicles! Thanks to them, my wheel came flying off and hit a baby in the face.
Ranger Carl: That's deeply disappointing.

by Sass The Normies November 18, 2017

First Presenter's Advantage

The supposed grading advantage of a student that has been scheduled or volunteered to present an oral presentation first (i.e. before anyone else). This comes from the assumption that as the teacher critiques each report, he/she grades the later ones with increasing scrutiny until the last student is doomed to a mediocre grade if the report is any less than perfect (this student has the Last Presenter's Disadvantage).

Jack: "Dude, how did Gracie get a better grade than me? Her voice was like a dying cow and she completely left out Lincoln's involvement in the Civil War."

Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."

by Paylardo November 21, 2009

Dirty protester

This is a person so angry or disturbed with life, that upon entering a toilet cubicle they will poo in their hand and wipe it on and around the cubicle and surrounding area.

Giles; for fuck sake I'm so pissed off with life.

Jack; you just need to express yourself.

Nirav; i agree why don't you go and do a dirty protester?

by thealligatorfuckhouse69 May 6, 2010