Preshitory

pre·shi·to·ry

/prēˈshit(ə)rē/ noun. 1) The period of time before shit. 2) the events or conditions leading up to shit. 3) A nostalgic reference to a "Golden Age" or period of time before everything went to shit.

1) Archaeologists determined that large amounts of coffee were consumed in preshitory.

2) Studies of late preshitory show us that once shit got real, shit went down.

3) These chocolate chip cookies are so good -- just the way Mom used to make them back in preshitory.

by CheapJohn April 27, 2015

Preshitition

A premonition of an embarrassing or urgent need to take a shit.

Perhaps a dream about an embarrassing shit requirement which later comes to fruition.

I had a Preshitition , that I’d need to go while flying a helicopter , this embarrassingly came true later that day and I had to land a relieve myself.

by GrumpyScouseBastard November 25, 2025

Peeshit

when you flush the toilet but forget to close the lid when flushing. Water from the toilet touches you and you get peeshit on yourself. You can also get peesheet on yourself when you overflow the toilet and it flows everywhere.

I went to the toilet the other day and I dropped my phone in the loo and got peeshit everywhere.

by Moaningstyles March 7, 2016

Pershittie

Prim or overly meticulous. It is an old Scots word similar to pernickety, perjinkety, perskeety.

He was a rather pershittie fellow.

by ivy5124 July 3, 2016

Preshat

Past tense form of preshit. The completion of the act of a cautionary shit taken before beginning an important and lengthy activity.

Kyle preshat to prepare for an intense squat workout routine.

by eyepatchmcgee October 24, 2019

Preshi8

When someone complements you.

Thanks I preshi8 it g

by Ieiekdjdjxjckck January 9, 2021

preshika

Preshika is the definition of "cool girl" She’s easy going, fun, gets along with everyone loves everyone and usually simps fictional guys or guys who are older than her.

I would love to be a preshika one day

by yaahcraze November 21, 2021