A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.
An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.
An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
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1) See 'The Italian Job' (Original, dumbass)
2) A small group of people in North-East Kansas, who have a pact to preserve each other's entire bodies in jars when they die, so that generations aftr them can learn what it is like to scream in horror.
2) A small group of people in North-East Kansas, who have a pact to preserve each other's entire bodies in jars when they die, so that generations aftr them can learn what it is like to scream in horror.
1) 'This is The Self Preservation Society'
2) 'I pledge to pickle my brother, and uphold the sacred laws of The SPS.
2) 'I pledge to pickle my brother, and uphold the sacred laws of The SPS.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005
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Get the preservatif mug.A term for the pickle-shaped male reproductive organ. Can be substituted for any other word in a sentence. May be abbreviated as simply "peesh."
1) Holy peesher, it's nippy out here!
2) Lesbians love peeshers, they just hate what's attached.
3) Peeshers roasting by an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your peeeeeesh
2) Lesbians love peeshers, they just hate what's attached.
3) Peeshers roasting by an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your peeeeeesh
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Portmanteau of "pre-shitty-farts" , used to describe the farts usually associated with a shit held in for a long period of time, where it is not clear if you have farted or actually shat yourself. also can be called a Russian roulette fart.
Portmanteau of "pre-shitty-farts" , used to describe the farts usually associated with a shit held in for a long period of time, where it is not clear if you have farted or actually shat yourself. also can be called a Russian roulette fart.
"we need to find a toilet, i've got some serious Presharts"
"that was a dirty Preshart I heard over there"
"that was a dirty Preshart I heard over there"
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