Preparation H

A funny butt care line that is all about healing bootys. They are very dependable and will always have your back(side).

Dang this Preparation H really got my booty out here healthy and thriving!

by Seymoree Butts November 23, 2021

Prepared for 3 AM.

Gym rats use these phrase after a hard workout to state that they are ready to battle their demons once again.
That is because 3 am is also called "the devils hour".

I did a killer bysep workout today, i am prepared for 3 am.

by yohnes August 25, 2022

Preparation H Raymond

A man who freely, and lovingly, distributes Preparation H to the masses. Was one time convincted of murder, but he escaped and continues to spread love, joy, and anal relief.

If your bottom's not feeling fine, Raymond's here, Raymond's here Squirt this where the sun don't shine, Raymond's here to help.

by WhoisHomer February 05, 2005

prepare to die for the overmind

A phase used in the video game Starcraft.

Prepare to die, for the overmind.

by Bullshitter September 16, 2004

Prepare For This Wu Tang

Be ready to take a humongous amount of pain.

Prepare for this Wu Tang, imma fuck your shit up!

by TrashRapper February 14, 2018

Prepare your asshole

An exclamation when an upcoming event or deadline is approaching that will most likely lead to hardship. This can be used synonymously with the phrase "Your gonna get raped".

Dakota - "Man, I have two test, a paper, and finals are coming up... I am going to fail out of college...."

Travis - "Well damn, you better prepare your asshole.."

by xSSKT April 27, 2011

Prepare ur anus

get ready to get fucked

playing a game online"
Player A PREPARE UR ANUS FUCKER, then player A rage quit and leaves.

by u stupid racist cunts July 15, 2017